Eat, Sleep, Fart, Repeat - Bulldog Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Your English Bulldog’s entire operating system, printed on a shirt.

Eat. Sleep. Fart. Repeat.

That’s not a motto. That’s the daily schedule of every wrinkled, snoring, gas-powered potato you’ve ever owned.

This soft, lightweight unisex tee features a bright cartoon English Bulldog living its absolute best (and smelliest) life. Soft ring-spun cotton that actually feels good against your skin, classic fit that works on proper humans, and a design that makes other bulldog owners nod in quiet solidarity.

Perfect for:

•  Owners of professional farters

•  People whose living room has a permanent “who died?” smell by mid-afternoon

•  Gifts for anyone who treats their dog’s flatulence like a lovable personality trait (it is)

Details:

•  100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey 90/10 cotton-poly, Heathers 65/35 poly-cotton)

•  4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – light and soft

•  Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

•  Quarter-turned so there’s no crease down the middle

•  Sizes S–3XL

Wear it with pride. Or at least with open windows.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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