Eat, Sleep, Fart, Repeat - Bulldog Cork-back coaster

Your English Bulldog’s daily schedule, now protecting your furniture.

Eat. Sleep. Fart. Repeat.

The official lifestyle of every wrinkly, snoring, gas-powered loaf — now printed on a sturdy cork-back coaster so you can rest your mug on pure honesty.

Bright cartoon English Bulldog living its absolute best (and stinkiest) life. High-gloss top, real cork underside, water-repellent, heat-resistant and non-slip. Rounded corners. Easy to wipe clean. Does exactly what a coaster should do while reminding everyone why your living room smells like that.

Perfect for:

•  Coffee tables that have seen things

•  Nightstands that need a little personality

•  Gifts for people who think dog farts are a feature, not a bug

Details:

•  Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm) + cork 0.04″ (1 mm)

•  High-gloss coating

•  Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)

•  Water-repellent, heat-resistant, non-slip

•  Rounded corners

•  Easy to clean

One coaster. Infinite second-hand embarrassment. You’re welcome.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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