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Soft ring-spun cotton that actually feels good against your skin, classic fit that works on proper humans, and a design that makes other bulldog owners nod in quiet solidarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eOwners of professional farters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePeople whose living room has a permanent “who died?” smell by mid-afternoon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eGifts for anyone who treats their dog’s flatulence like a lovable personality trait (it is)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey 90\/10 cotton-poly, Heathers 65\/35 poly-cotton)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) – light and soft\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eQuarter-turned so there’s no crease down the middle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it with pride. Or at least with open windows.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Age restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e EU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eBoshino UK\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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